Everyone knows that you should move away from the hot thing to cool down.
Well, the same applies to the Sun. The closer we are to the Sun, the hotter we will be; but the further away we are, the cooler we get!
So, to cool planet Earth, we need to move the planet further away from the Sun!
But how do we move our planet away from the Sun?
We all jump at just the right time!
At noon, local time, the Sun is highest in the sky. This is the perfect alignment so that jumping will move the Earth away from the Sun.
All we need to do is get everyone to jump at noon (local time). Simples!
I haven't done the exact maths but if we all jump for 10 minutes at noon, every day for a month, that should do it.
This solution has the added bonus of solving the obesity crisis too.
Get jumping! Save the world!
